It's been a while...

It's been a while...I haven't had anything to really talk about and well I've just been about the most unmotivated person in the world lately. However, I've decided that I need to get back to writing in some form and for now that will have to be a blog. It's good writing exercise. So, while I don't have any really fun updates here are some final letters for 2009.


Dear Chinese Food,

I'm sorry we have to break up. I can't take you hanging on to my ass and thighs anymore and while I adore you, the only way to keep you from hanging on is to cut all ties. I'm sorry. It's me, not you. I hope we can be friends again someday.

Longingly,
Orange Chicken Fanatic

Dear 24 Hour Fitness,

Please kick my ass for the next eight weeks. I will complain, and I will make grumpy faces at you but I want it I promise. Just do me a small favor and keep an elliptical machine open for me. All those New Years Resolution people are going to descend on you next week and it's going to be freaking scary for a while. Hopefully you and I can just muddle though and wait them out. In the end we're gonna be besties and I'm going to have a killer body for my birthday.

With aching muscles,
Mrs. Olympian 2010

Dear 2009,

You totally sucked it up 2009. Seriously. I had such great hopes for you and you let me down. I am so back to being an even number year fan. As this week ends and we head into 2010 I will remember you as pretty much the lamest year I've come across and that's saying a lot seeing as how I'm an old lady of 31 now. You should be ashamed of yourself 2009. The world deserved better than you. I deserved better than you.

Signed,
Even Number Fan

Dear 2010,

Welcome! I can't wait to meet you, get to know you and have an amazing 365 days with you. We can do all sorts of fun things together and I will love you bestest. Let's do this 2010, we can make a pact to be the best we can be (without joining the ARMY). And by best I mean that we're going to take these next 12 months to places we've never been. We're going to become runners (5k max though) and we're going to bulk up our savings account, and we're going to work on making all our dreams come true, even the one where I become a parent. Because let's face it 2010 I need to get my ass in gear and you're just the year to make it happen.

With hope in my eyes,
Even Number Fan